Princess Bubblegum: No. No! NOOOOO!!!!! I refuse to play this game anymore! I won't be raped, molested, have my clothes taken off, have that Mirror Princess girl take her clothes off, and I won't be chased around with girls talking about my body... No! I am soo over this, okay? No more of this! I am the Princess of the Candy Kingdom, and I deserve my royal dignity! Can you hear me now? No. More!
???: That is not what you have decided in store for you, My Dear Princess.
Princess Bubblegum: Oh My Glob!
???: Yes, you were right on that one. I am the entity known as the Capturing Goddess of Fangirl Conquest. I rule this multiverse as one would a Capturing God of Conquest.
Princess Bubblegum: Oh, Great Capturing Goddess, why do you do this to me? Why are you so mean to your Fan Creations?
Capturing Goddess: Isn't it obvious, My Dear Princess?
Princess Bubblegum: No, it's really not.
Capturing Goddess: The reason you were soo tormented